system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

Dylan Moran.

jmma-simmons:

and on a completely unrelated note, I’m having absolutely none of this arctic cold in the morning, hot as satan’s balls in the afternoon business


4 hours ago // 7 notes

prolusion:

do u have that one friend u reall y really love

and then someone steals them from u 
this makes me s o mad

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4 hours ago // 19,684 notes
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
fightingforanimals:

samiee1234:

DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!! I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

Signal Boost

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

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1 day ago // 18,097 notes
YOU EITHER MEME

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1 day ago // 14,361 notes
OR YOU DIE

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1 day ago // 14,175 notes
MEME OR DIE DUDE

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1 day ago // 12,253 notes